Kid Quotes

It's been a while since I've posted about the two older kids. Here are a couple of funny quotes:

Jared: Mom, this boy Jack in my class at school has a "highly sense of humor".
Me: Why do you say that?
Jared: He thought up this joke himself: "One, toot, three, fart."

Camryn: What's "the force"?
Jared: "The force" is when like, you do this [holding his hand out in front of him and making a face] and you can lift things up.
Camryn: Oh, like the Incredibles.
Jared: No, the Incredibles don't have "the force." It's only in Star Wars.
Me: Camryn, "the force" is just in movies- it's fiction.
Jared: Well it could be true. Someone could invent it... or invent a machine to do it.